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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9779 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!