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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8881 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!