🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1712 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!