Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

BlockyHealthHazards

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutant chickens ready to take you down in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the dungeon is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyVik’sRussianJailbreak

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hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier stories than this headline, like once a player found a diamond block that turned out to be a secret portal to a world full of talking pigs and dancing creepers. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic quest to find the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted eggs. plus, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of dead journalists wanna play with us. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cash Birthday Card Fun

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yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Emeralds Found:	6605	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VaxCraft: Dems vs Reps vs Inds

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lol come join this epic minecraft server where we vaccinate players faster than dems getting their shots! we got crazy parties where we inject you with potions of immunity and watch you turn into a superhero! republicans and independents are welcome too, we’ll make sure you’re protected from all the creepers and zombies trying to attack you. join now for a wild ride of vaxxed up fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	1585
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Torrent Network: Where RPG meets sky factions but sadly, no lifesteal in sight!

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Torrent Network Minecraft Server Overview
Survival Server	2 year old map, custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative Server	Claim free plot, build within reason
Lifesteal Server	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, enchants

FAQ

Q: Are the servers connected in any way?

A: Yes, all the servers are perfectly connected to form a community.

Q: Will the survival server ever reset?

A: No, the survival server will never reset. The map has a 2 year history.

Q: Can I play on the server with Java or Bedrock?

A: Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock on any version.

Q: What is unique about the Lifesteal server?

A: The Lifesteal server features custom boss fights, armor & weapons, terrain, and enchants, making it a unique experience.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s website, Discord, map, and wiki for more information.

Check out our links:

And of course, the server IP: torrentsmp.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

I Love This Creature – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – DUCKS! That’s right, adorable little quacking ducks roaming around, ready to be your new Minecraft besties.

But wait, there’s more! These ducks aren’t just any ordinary ducks, oh no. They have magical powers that can help you on your Minecraft adventures. Need to fly across the map? Just hop on a duck and soar through the skies like a majestic bird. Need some extra protection in battle? Duck armor is the way to go.

Join our server today and experience the joy of hanging out with the coolest creatures in Minecraft – the ducks. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough ducks, they’ll lead you to a secret treasure hidden deep within the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the duck-tastic fun begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Potions Brewed:	141	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Worried Minecraft SMP Polish Posters

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Are you tired of dealing with delusional Polish posters on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have successfully rehabilitated countless Poles who were once exposed to drogas! Our secret potion of enchanted watermelon seeds and llama spit will have them seeing the truth in no time. Plus, our server is filled with wacky adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. Join now and help us save the Poles from their droga-induced delusions!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CuriousCraftMC

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!

But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

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Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

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Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyDroneBuilders

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come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

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Server Name	Novidium
Server IP	play.novidium.net

Overview:

Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

FAQ:

What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

How does the economy system work on Novidium?

There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

How can players join Novidium?

Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	118
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Bug Busters Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

– Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2