Origin SMP: Season V | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Redditors – Mine, Build, LOL!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And don’t forget to spread the word on Reddit and Twitter to troll all the goys out there! Let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

KonosubaCraft: Where explosions, chaos, and hilarity reign supreme in the world of Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day…and anime! That’s right, by joining our server, you are actually helping to save anime from extinction! How, you ask? Well, our server is powered by the tears of kawaii kittens and the laughter of magical unicorns, which in turn keeps the anime world alive and thriving. So come join us and be a hero to all your favorite anime characters! Plus, did we mention that our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons? It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most epic adventure in Minecraft history!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TrumpCraft: Where we take out mobs like Qasem Soleimani! #MinecraftMadness

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate showdown between Trump and Soleimani! Build your own nuclear weapons and show Iran who’s boss in epic battles that have never been seen before! Biden may be sleeping on the job, but you can take matters into your own hands on our server. Don’t miss out on the chaos and destruction, join now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ShitalyCraft: Where suffering is not an option!

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Are you tired of being a 25-year-old kissless virgin in a world full of normies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a kissless virgin! That’s right, no need to worry about fitting in or feeling left out, because we’re all awkward and socially inept here!

Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pixelated Wasteland Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Do you crave a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt? Then look no further, my friend, because this server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our wacky Minecraft server and prepare to embark on the most ridiculous adventures of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers – yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of mischievous leprechauns who love nothing more than pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of skeletons and zombies. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant maze filled with treasure at the center – but be warned, it’s guarded by a herd of angry llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
New Chunks Explored:	945186	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Drive-Thru Disasters: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of being humiliated as a motorist in Europe? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of charging faggots extra fees and bans in a virtual world where Detroit is the car-destroyed capital of cars. Watch as we destroy interchanges and build public transport like never before. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minecraft Mayhem: LOL Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks come to life and wreak havoc on the server! Watch out for the Blood Moon, where the sky turns red and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Forget about regular patch notes, we have our own wacky patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect next!

Check out our model viewer to see all the insane creations our players have come up with. From giant statues of Teemo to rollercoasters made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Love Letters Sent:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NEETcraft: Spend Your Last NEET Funds Wisely!

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Are you tired of spending your NEET funds on boring things like food and rent? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest NEET dreams without ever having to leave your computer chair! Join us now and say goodbye to responsibilities, because who needs to eat when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers all day long?

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of mining diamonds with their hooves. Join forces with these majestic creatures and become the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies break out into dance parties. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on, join us on our server and say goodbye to the real world. Your NEET funds may be running out, but your adventure is just beginning!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Animals Bred:	98
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DragonCraft: LOL Edition – Unleash the LOLs and Mine Like a Boss!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a built-in taco dispenser that rains down delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry in-game. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FireKillerCraft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most fire-filled server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with flamethrowers, building houses out of lava blocks, and riding on giant flaming chickens. Yes, you heard that right – giant flaming chickens!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Fire Wizard who will grant you the power to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and turn your enemies into crispy bacon.

So why wait? Join us now and let the fiery fun begin! Just remember, if it’s not on fire, you’re doing it wrong!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocky Brits

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Delboy, a legendary player who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and tame a creeper with just a wink. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Delboy riding a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a block of TNT that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Animals Bred:	157	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CheongsamCraft: Where Chinese fashion meets blocky adventures!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe that Cheongsam are the ultimate fashion statement! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that wearing a Cheongsam in our world gives you superpowers like the ability to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of llamas to do your bidding. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable Cheongsam designs in all of Minecraft! So come join us and strut your stuff in style while dominating the virtual world with your Cheongsam powers. Trust us, once you go Cheongsam, you’ll never go back!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4893
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Yankee Blocks

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Are you tired of playing on servers that are as fragile and ineffective as a glass block in a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our server is so strong and powerful, it can withstand even the most intense TNT blasts without breaking a sweat. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server that will never let you down, unlike that one time you trusted a pig to lead you to diamonds and it just led you in circles. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyCoop – Where Friends Mine Together and Stay Together!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! We don’t just play regular old Minecraft, oh no. We play cooperative games that require teamwork and strategy to win. It’s like a virtual team-building exercise, but with creepers and zombies instead of trust falls.

Join us for intense battles in games like Helldivers 2, where you can blow stuff up with your friends in the most democratic way possible. Or how about Vermintide 2, where you can fight off hordes of rat-men with your buddies? It’s like a rodent-infested party that you definitely don’t want to miss.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got updates on updates, like Darktide’s Path of Redemption and Helldivers 2’s Warbond release. Plus, we’ve got crazy future games like Killing Floor 3 and Den Of Wolves that will blow your mind.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs trust falls when you can have explosive battles and epic adventures with your friends? See you there, adventurer!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ankari’s Epic Minecraft Adventure – LOLz Galore Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and meet the infamous internet-addicted girl from Venezuela who will do anything to keep her internet connection, even if it means betraying her own family. She’s like a real-life soap opera character, but with a Minecraft twist!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the crazy antics of a girl who shows NSFW content to underage players and defends incestuous relationships. She’s like a wild card that you never know what she’ll do next. And don’t forget about her friend who compares her to a sheep from the doomverse, but with a twist – she’s a Fujoshi drawer named Ankari draw. Can you handle the madness of this server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	264	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0