OrgasmicRescueMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	239	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	6796	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	771	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	214	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Void Gems Collected:	36
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.