OrgasmicRescueMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where your masculinity can be SAVED by your female partner’s ORGASM? That’s right, folks! Our server is so lit that even low testosterone levels can’t hold you back when your girl is feeling the vibes.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and suddenly BAM! Your girl has an orgasm and BOOM! You’re feeling like the manliest man in all of Minecraft. It’s like a power-up that you never knew you needed, but trust us, you won’t be able to play without it once you experience the magic.

So come on down to our server and let your lady’s pleasure be your ultimate weapon against low T levels. Who knew that Minecraft could be so empowering, am I right? Join now and let the orgasms flow!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9470
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7900	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Crops Grown:	8431	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Chimeras Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Potions Brewed:	84	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Farms Harvested:	106	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Potions Brewed:	183
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.