OrgasmicRescueMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where your masculinity can be SAVED by your female partner’s ORGASM? That’s right, folks! Our server is so lit that even low testosterone levels can’t hold you back when your girl is feeling the vibes.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and suddenly BAM! Your girl has an orgasm and BOOM! You’re feeling like the manliest man in all of Minecraft. It’s like a power-up that you never knew you needed, but trust us, you won’t be able to play without it once you experience the magic.

So come on down to our server and let your lady’s pleasure be your ultimate weapon against low T levels. Who knew that Minecraft could be so empowering, am I right? Join now and let the orgasms flow!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Sugarplums smp

Custom Ranks, Economy, rp, Semi Vanilla, smp

Sugarplums SMP started 12/06/23 so we are a very new server and we are looking for some players to join us!We strive to keep community standards high so if you have a problem or anything we can help you with it/solve it.Give us some suggestions you got if needed.

About us:We have a active and welcoming community, we are a community that prides itself on engagement and fun. We welcome anyone but you need to be able to take joke :D. Our community likes to socialise and build stuff together etc. We are aiming to have towns and cities but thats just a goal. We offer a safe environment to play survival with friends. We have ranks, custom enchants, tpa, jobs, shop, /home and land claiming!We also have buyable ranks on our website which give you benefits, items, currency, special commands and more!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Jaylex

Mini Games, Skywars, Towny

Play cool minigames with your friend, build your empire in the survival world and much more! At Jaylex, you will have the chance to meet a entire community. Don’t forget to check out our partner server sabcraft.serv.gs!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6242	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Austreuscraft

Survival

Server IP: austreuscraft.us

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PvPingMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

PvPingMC is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2015. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – FactionsPirate (Competitive) – Skyblock (Custom Enchants)

Join Today! – play.pvpingmc.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Kinevo Public Minecraft

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

At Kinevo where we welcome everyone to our community and our Minecraft section consists of three different worlds one for Creative, Disneyland and Vanilla survival all of which run 1.15.2.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Xp smp

Economy, Survival

Economy Survival Minecraft SMP | Version 1.8 – 1.20 Java+bedrock

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Boukeys McMMO

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Boukey’s McMMO – Active staff – no lag – 100% uptime – Economy system – Hosted in the Netherlands

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Armoury

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

On the Armoury Minecraft server, you can expect to have the ultimate Minecraft experience. An Armoury, in history, is a place for soldiers to get ready for the upcoming challenges life faces! We are a small group of friends who run a community server together inspired by the Hermitcraft series and the SMP genre. We want to ensure that anyone of all ages can play in safety with the support of our staff to help them through the challenges both Minecraft and life throws at them. In terms of location, the server is hosted in Western Europe with the main languages of the server being English / Dutch / French although we focus upon the ultimate survival experience we have other features listed below.

Come along! Come join our community! We are welcoming and will help you to meet long-lasting friends!

IP: playmc.thearmoury.com Website:https://www.thearmoury.net/ Discord:https://discord.gg/jhFtBpc

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Towns Built:	7
Void Armor Forged:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Mustardrealms

Casual, Multiplayer Survival, PvP

Server Information

Welcome to MustardRealms – Unleash Your Gaming Adventure!

Server Description:Embark on an extraordinary journey at MustardRealms, where we redefine the Minecraft multiplayer experience! With a vibrant community, exciting gameplay features, and dedicated staff, we offer a haven for adventurers seeking endless fun and limitless creativity.

Server Features:

Explore a vast and meticulously crafted world filled with breathtaking landscapes and captivating secrets.Engage in thrilling PvP battles or team up with friends to take over.Immerse yourself in a dynamic economy system, where trading and resource management are key to success.Unlock a wide range of custom cosmetic items, pets, mounts, and more to personalize your character and showcase your style.Join a friendly and supportive community, where players of all ages and backgrounds come together to share their passion for gaming.Enjoy regular updates and new content additions that keep the adventure fresh and enticing

Server IP: play.mustardrealms.netJoin us now and start your epic journey at MustardRealms!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Void Gems Collected:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The BDGCraft

Creative, KitPvP

Welcome to BDGCraft! BDGCraft is a 1.15.1 Minecraft Server Including many different modes, including: KitPvP Creative Survival Modded Survival Earth Survival

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Magic voxels

Custom Items, Custom Plugins, Custom Ranks, Economy, Friendly, No Grief, Pve Survival, Small

Magic Voxels is a Minecraft Survival Economy Server for Java edition players.

Who we are:

We are a small, friendly community, the core members have played together on various versions of our server for over a decade and we welcome new players. Magic Voxels is created out of love for the game, there are no donator ranks or perks here, we’re not about taking money off our players.

It is easy to join and just start playing because we stay true to the vanilla experience!

Why we are different:

We have a one of a kind set of gameplay enhancing plugins which are very similar to skyblock item gathering challenges which let you earn special scrolls, which can be exchanged for ranks and custom items.

You will not see our custom plugins on any other server, they were created by our owner who is a professional java developer for his day job, but our plugins do not get in the way of gameplay, there are no silly gimmicks here!

We know how to run a balanced server, we’ve been running our small, friendly community for over a decade.

So:

If you’re looking for;

A friendly Server which welcomes new players.The complete opposite of pay to win.No grief, no cheat environment.Survival economy.Challenging gameplay.

You’ve found it!

play.dbdmc.com

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SimAlley Sheepies

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

A server for fans of the SimAlley youtube channel! All new sheepies welcome!!! There are often very random things that happen and it’s a little bit wild. Always unexpected. It’s also not overly strict on rules. If you make life miserable for other people on the server, then yes. You will be kicked. . . . but things are usually pretty low key here. Not a lot of people on at once.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

AssassinPvP

KitPvP

IP : AssassinPvP.cbu.net:25593 Owner: CyprusAssassinGR Flypvp server

Ranks: Coal Iron Gold Diamond Emerald

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Miracle mc skyblock

Skyblock

MiracleMC Is a place Where You Can Play A Simple Or Harder Skyblock. We Have Island Challenges that Each Lead To The Other Although This Server Isnt Popular I would Greatly Appreciate It If You Gave Us A Chance.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ChillMines

Mini Games, Prison

CHILLMINES

OP custom prison server. – Custom Enchants – Private Mines – Pets – Much more!

ChillMines is a fun non pay to win custom enchants prison server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.