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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9165 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.