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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5865 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 612282 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
so, like, u wanna have a blast in minecraft? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got all the crazy stuff u can imagine, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.
