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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8983 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 313 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
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