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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 7305 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Farms Harvested: | 443 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 804718 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!
Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!
But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!
