Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in feeding your virtual kids small, frequent meals just like in real life! Join us if you want to escape the judgmental eyes of traditional players who only believe in 3 meals a day. Our server is a safe haven for stay-at-home dads who are tired of being criticized for their parenting choices.

Imagine a world where you can build lunch boxes for your Minecraft kids and watch them snack every three hours without anyone batting an eye. Our server is a place where you can tell off those who try to tell you how to parent, just like our player who stood up to his sister-in-law for her unsolicited advice on feeding habits.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being judged by the “traditional” players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual brother who will shrug off the drama and let you do your thing. It’s a wild ride on our server, but it’s worth it for the freedom to parent your Minecraft kids your own way.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 17 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
Astral Projections Made: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

New Minecraft Servers

  • mc.godsyn.com

    mc.godsyn.com

    A Focus On PvE With Aesthetics In Mind MC.godsyn.com is a dedicated, 20-slot Minecraft server hosted in North America that has been around since the dawn of SMP, known for its uptime and mature community. Players under the age of 18 are not permitted to apply for membership, and the administrators and moderators of the server are required to be over 21 years old.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Missoula Public Library

    Missoula Public Library

    Survival server with NoCheatPlus, dynmap, FancyShop, Essentials, HeadsLite, AdvancedReport, MineFriends, Vault, EssentialsSpawn, NoSwear and GriefPrevention.

    Dedicated PVP area. PG friendly chat.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pickaxe-PvP

    Pickaxe-PvP

    Welcome to Pickaxe-PvP! We are a brand new factions server that would love to have you join our small community!

    We have: – Factions – McMMO – Chests shops – AutoRank

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Influx Network

    Influx Network

    The Influx Network is a network of custom coded plugins to provide the best minigame experience as possible. We are constantly bringing new and engaging updates to the server. We currently have 11 minigames, and are planning to add many more. Join today at theinflux.no-ip.org

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Farms Harvested: 904 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Entertaining Squad

    Entertaining Squad

    You can buy ranks at entertainingsquad.buycraft.net You can buy ranks through this website entertainingsquad.buycraft.net This server is very good and works for pirated minecraft and original minecraft

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Towns Built: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • YeetFactions

    YeetFactions

    WE need staff badly and a co owner also the first successful applier gets co owner and co owner gets console So staff positions that are open are as following – Head Admins – Admins – Head Moderators – Moderators – Head Helpers – Helpers – AND BUILDERS WE REALLY NEED BUILDERS! thank you for your time.

    When you join do /warp apply

    PS Apps need to be at least five pages long

    167.114.8.38

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Villages Defended: 19
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EntrancedPvP

    EntrancedPvP

    Hello EntrancedPvP is an amazing new server that will soon be great! There is not a lot of people on atm but soon i will be great Just give it a chance! I know u will like it! We have great plugins like mcmmo essentials and vote crates! and much much more Also many more plugins will come in the future like koth and vote crates Please join for a great faction experience!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2745 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skycraft – Just Opened

    Skycraft – Just Opened

    We are a brand new server that just started about 48 hours ago. We are constantly trying to grow our community. We started this server to bring much joy to the players and staff who wanted to find a new server that is made for them. Our staff are very hard working and small at the moment but we are growing. We are looking for more staff that are very responsible and very dedicated. Rules: (1) Be Respectful (2) Do Not Hack (3) Respect all Staff (4) Do not Spam!! (5) No Sexual harrasment (6) Do not Spawn kill (7) No Racism

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Zombie Dances: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyePlex Network

    SkyePlex Network

    A kid friendly server faction and survival server with a good community and nice staff!! Join now! Staff needed! Survival, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Hardcore, Parkour, and more!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 130 Dragon Scales Harvested: 466
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 61
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EnderPlay

    EnderPlay

    This is a server made to enjoy, here you can play many varieties: -KitPvP -Survival -SkyWars and many more!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Magic Items Found: 3503
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ethos Economy

    Ethos Economy

    Ethos Economy Is a Minecraft expierience like no other. We are a cross between a Prison server and Towny-Survival, but we are also so much more then that.

    Some features Ethos Economy offers include: » Physical emerald currency » Rank chain, much like prison » Custom professions » Custom terrain worlds » Gambling » And much more!

    Hope to see you ingame! : IP: play.ethoseconomy.com

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 177 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TimelessFactions

    TimelessFactions

    TimelessFactions Do you want to play on a server where justice reigns and there are no zithers, this is the right place for you πŸ™‚ TimelessFactions opens on Saturday at 20:00, at the opening we will distribute keys, there will be a drop party, ranks and other things πŸ™‚ Read what’s on our Minecraft Server in a nutshell SupplyCrates KotH Crates Vote CrazyEnchants(/this) Free Rankovi(/rankup) mcMMo I hope you will visit the server and invite your friends too πŸ™‚ IP:mc.timelesspvp.info

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 496
    Mines Excavated: 2044 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StargateMC

    StargateMC

    StargateMC.com is a Survival Canon-ish server that focuses around the Stargate Universe. Players can visit up to 25,000 worlds via Advanced Rocketry FTL Ships or Stargate!

    When you login, you can deal with Stargate Command staff and travel offworld to one of a random 1000 Milky Way worlds, each able to be made your own whilst fighting off the Goauld – or travel to Pegasus and make war against the Wraith…. the choice is yours!

    To play, download StargateMC on the Technic Launcher.

    Note: The Youtube video was made for 1.7, several years ago. Things have changed a lot since then!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Magic Items Found: 7471
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wired Factions

    Wired Factions

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Towns Built: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ArcadianMC

    ArcadianMC

    ArcadianMC is a Minecraft community like no other, featuring all types of game modes. Here, we try our hardest to give an enjoyable experience to all of our players by giving them unique and fun continuous updates. More exciting updates to come to the network based on your feedback.

    We currently provide the following on our network: [+] Kit PvP [+] Prison [+] Skyblock [+] Minigames [+] Events [+] Lots of updates [+] Awesome community

    You can join our server through the following IP address: play.arcadianmc.com

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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