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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9434 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 256 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
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