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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1350 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 172 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 250 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
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