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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 9678 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. like, one time, we accidentally attacked Israel and it was, like, a total oopsie daisy. but, like, don’t worry, we totally learned our lesson and now we just, like, build epic castles and stuff.
you gotta join, man. like, seriously, we have the best parties and the coolest mods. plus, like, our community is, like, the most chill ever. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever!
