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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4733 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 757353 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1951 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT, or getting pranked by the admin team who have a penchant for turning everything into giant pink fluffy unicorns.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of villagers who worship a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Rumor has it that if you bring him a sacrifice of 100 cooked chickens, he will grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to getting stuck in a block, losing all your items, or spontaneously combusting).
So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is that there are no rules, come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
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Welcome to Red Obsidian SMP! We are a fairly small, heavily modded SMP server with a closely knit community. We have our own 
