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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Animals Bred:	135
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	955
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Emeralds Found:	160	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1597	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	478

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Void Armor Forged:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dimension Hops:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6017	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	224	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	216	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Votes:	1905
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Votes:	7148
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

play.bendersmc.co