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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Star Shards Collected:	292
Ores Mined:	6292	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Star Shards Collected:	218
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Crops Grown:	4946	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Divine Spears Created:	18

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7239
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	318389
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	1421

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Villages Defended:	5	Farms Harvested:	643

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6906	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6495	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Animals Bred:	155	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	168	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	273
Emeralds Found:	2449	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Emeralds Found:	8194

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Zombie Dances:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8040
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Animals Bred:	89	Emeralds Found:	5407
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

mc.kaimux.lt

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

play.pvpcloud.net