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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	925191
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

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Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	4775	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Zombie Dances:	2

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

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Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3701
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Emeralds Found:	369	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Items Found:	8933	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Enchantments Applied:	287
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

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Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Towns Built:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664