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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	225
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Falling into the Void:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Animals Bred:	50	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

mc.brutalkingdoms.online

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1683	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

plasmodia.org

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ores Mined:	2383	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	3339
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ores Mined:	3546
Dragons Tamed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Vampiricclassic.playwn.co:25583

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8290	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Votes:	8759	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Farms Harvested:	564	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	997330	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mines Excavated:	3624
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

marscraft.org