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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7133	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dimension Hops:	9

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Mines Excavated:	4982	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crops Grown:	9707
Magic Items Found:	3964	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Crops Grown:	5892	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ores Mined:	8150
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchantments Applied:	295	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	145	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	949	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7968	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ores Mined:	8262	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mines Excavated:	2420	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	187	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2924

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	124
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es