Onyx Isle: Where you can mine diamonds, build empires, and bribe your way to the top! 13+ only

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<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/best-fjordur-base-locations-pve/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Intention:	Experience power, loss, and greed through medieval kingdoms, alliances, wars, spying, and betrayals.
Basic Guidelines:	No modern or industrial building types. Keep to natural materials and no skyscrapers.
Kingdom Formation:	Form a kingdom with 5+ players, receive custom Discord rank and land claim.
World Size:	4000×4000 to encourage closer kingdoms and interactions like trading and war.

If you’re interested, please join our Discord server: Click here to join

FAQs

Q: Can I build modern structures? A: No, this server is focused on medieval building types only.
Q: How do I form a kingdom? A: Once your group exceeds 5 players, you can form a kingdom and receive benefits.
Q: What happens if there is a change desired by the majority of players? A: There will be a vote to determine whether the change is implemented or not.
Q: What is the purpose of war on the server? A: War is not all-out griefing, but a strategic way to engage with other kingdoms and players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pixelated Party Palace

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Oh, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server from my generation! This server is so lit, even grandpa can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.

2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!

3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?

4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	34
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to have fun. Build towering structures, battle fierce mobs, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique feature that allows players to ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Monster Hunter madness and absolute shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Monster Hunter discussions that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion!

Need some info on Monster Hunter Wilds, Rise, or World? We’ve got you covered with links that will teleport you straight into the heart of the action. And don’t even get us started on the armor set searches – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more dragons.

Looking to spice things up with some emulation and modding? We’ve got pastebins that will make your inventory overflow with possibilities. And if you’re wondering where all the cool kids are playing, just post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) and you’ll be partying with us in no time.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the absolute state of this general like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-armored Ender Dragon riding a pig while singing “Baby Shark” – anything is possible in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Void Gems Collected:	37	Potions Brewed:	181
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

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Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchantments Applied:	117
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Battle Bots

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Are you tired of the voices in your head constantly arguing with you? Well, join our Minecraft server where more people side with Walter than the voices in your head! Walter is our resident llama who always knows the right way to go, whether it’s building a castle or slaying dragons. Plus, rumor has it that Walter is secretly a Minecraft pro disguised as a llama. So come join us for a llama-tastic time and leave those pesky voices behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my wife Kate mysteriously disappeared and then reappeared with a whole new set of skills.

In this server, you’ll experience the thrill of being hunted down by a killer while trying to repair generators and escape with your life. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with a deadly twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our bugfix patches are so legendary, they’ll make you question reality itself. And our All Things Wicked update will have you shaking in your pixelated boots.

Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Kate’s disappearance. Or maybe you’ll just get sacrificed by the killer. Either way, it’s bound to be a blast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Animals Bred:	115
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7315	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the players couldn’t punch their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the strongest girls from every series to join! That’s right, forget about Steve and his weak punches, we’ve got Sailor Moon, Wonder Woman, and even Chun-Li ready to kick some blocky butt!

Join us for epic battles where you can team up with your favorite badass ladies and take on mobs like never before. Watch as Sailor Moon uses her Moon Tiara Magic to defeat the Ender Dragon in one swift move, or see Wonder Woman lasso up some creepers and send them flying into the sunset.

But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in strength challenges against these powerful heroines. Can you out-lift Chun-Li in a weightlifting competition? Or beat Wonder Woman in an arm-wrestling match? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that girls really do run the Minecraft world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where we fight off the evil amerisharts and their dastardly plans to take over the world!

Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are ready to take on any challenge you throw at them. From Froot, who can grow giant fruit trees in seconds, to GEEGA, who can summon a herd of geese to attack your enemies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our dedicated Kson discussion area, where you can debate the best way to tame a wild Kson. Or jump into our Henya discussion for tips on how to outsmart the genius herself.

Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with the wildest group of vtubers on the internet. Join us on /vsj+/ and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BrawlCraft: Where /v/ Finally Gives Brawl Stars Some Love!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, it’s guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles.

So why does /v/ ignore Brawl Stars? Because they haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos of our Minecraft server! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Hacker Alert: “Ooooooooh no no no (haaaaaackkkkkkkkk) (sucks in air rapidly) Minecraft Server”

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as you navigate through insane challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampedes through your mine, leaving a trail of confetti and glitter in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the entire server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they went.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And don’t even get us started on the legendary potato war that happens every Tuesday – it’s a spud-tacular event you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the NATOniglets – they’re a wild bunch, but they sure know how to have a good time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Alien Abductions:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Sibling Shenanigans Minecraft Server: Where Being the Youngest Means You’re the Real MVP

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Are you tired of being the golden child in a family of screw-ups? Do you feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders while your siblings resent you for being successful? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you!

Join our Minecraft server and leave all your family drama behind! Build your own world where you’re the king or queen, where you can escape the constant nagging and pressure to be perfect. Let your creativity run wild as you create your own paradise away from all the chaos at home.

And hey, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and fight off creepers? Trust us, it’s way more therapeutic. So come join us on our server and leave all your family drama at the door. Plus, we have virtual cake. Who doesn’t love virtual cake?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.