Onyx Isle [SMP] [Semi-vanilla] {Kingdoms} {Politics} {1.20} {Dynmap} {Whitelist} {13+}

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👋Hello and welcome to Onyx Isle!

Discord: https://discord.gg/P3qqPHrEGT

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➡️Calling this a survival server would be an understatement. Rather this server acts as a way for people to experience power, loss, and greed. Kingdoms are likely to form and with them, so are alliances. Wars can break out, spying can occur and betrayals can happen.

➡️This server is medieval. There is no modern. Nordic, Rustic, etc.. building types are fine but nothing industrial or modern (this also means steampunk). Basically, anything that looks like it could have been built with natural materials is what we’re going for. No skyscrapers or car roads. You don’t have to be a master builder, it’s fine, really.

➡️We offer a unique blend of Worldcrafting, Building, and Intense Combat to interest ever player.

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Interested?

Hop in our discord and fill out an application! Our staff will be there to assist you when you arrive!

https://discord.gg/P3qqPHrEGT

See you soon!

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Emeralds Found:	711	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FloridaWomanCraft – Where adults pretend to be teens and build blocky worlds together!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this Florida woman’s escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to roleplay as a 23-year-old pretending to be a 14-year-old homeschool student – just like Alyssa Zinger! Engage in scandalous activities with multiple middle schoolers from Wilson Middle School, just like in real life!

But that’s not all – we also offer a Nordstrom department store where you can shoplift with your Minecraft buddies and claim to be a different age! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try working at a Publix grocery store while pretending to be a teenager – the possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server for a truly unforgettable and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re pretending to be someone you’re not!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3548
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

2024.., 3.24, Adventures, Challenge Rewards, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, Cross-thread, early access, Epic, Exile, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, PoE, POE 2, Tools, Utilities

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity? Then come join our server, where we have created the ultimate Necropolis experience!

Embark on a journey through the dark and twisted world of Necropolis, where danger lurks around every corner. Fight off hordes of undead mobs, explore ancient ruins, and uncover the secrets of the underworld.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive patch notes that will blow your mind, challenge rewards that will make you question reality, and even early access to PoE 2 in 2024 (because time travel is totally a thing on our server).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Bye-Bye Blocks: The 100 Day Minecraft Marathon

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us on a journey where you’ll never know what to expect next. One day you might be building a majestic castle, and the next you could be fighting off a horde of zombie chickens (yes, they exist on our server).

Our community is like no other, filled with players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are. Want to start a llama racing league? Go for it. Feel like dressing up as a giant carrot and terrorizing the villagers? Why not!

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even come back a whole new person after 100 days of pure madness. Farewell, fellow strugglers, and see you on the other side!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyBunnyLand

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Are you tired of nips spamming 2chan and ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, Season Four is practically confirmed! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a sighting of Herobrine himself (just kidding…or are we?). Say goodbye to the nips and hello to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Items Found:	1068
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Brits Jammin’ Server: Minecraft Madness with a Musical Twist!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate musical showdown between England and the rest of the world. That’s right, we’re settling the age-old debate of whether England is truly superior in music through epic Minecraft battles and dance-offs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Diamond, a rare gem that grants players the power to summon dancing creepers and exploding jukeboxes. And rumor has it, if you can find all the hidden music discs scattered across the server, you’ll unlock a secret concert featuring Notch himself rocking out on stage.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready to groove your way to victory in the ultimate music showdown of the century. England may have The Beatles, but we’ve got Minecraft madness like you’ve never seen before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ores Mined:	5671	Enchantments Applied:	222
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VShojo+ LOLcraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Memelords and Gamers alike!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we mine and craft with the power of VShojo and vtubers! Did you hear about the time Zen’s stream crashed and the whole server went into chaos? It was like creepers exploding left and right, but don’t worry, we’ve rebuilt and now we’re stronger than ever!

Join us on this server where Froot is the master of growing virtual fruits, Haruka will karate chop any block in her way, and Mel is painting the town red (literally, she’s painting everything red). Kson is our resident souchou, leading us into battle against the Ender Dragon, while Mouse is our iron-clad warrior taking on all the mobs.

But beware, Mata has a secret power that can turn the whole server upside down with just one stream, and Hime is known for summoning rainbows and unicorns wherever she goes. And don’t even get us started on Henya, the genius who can invent anything from a diamond pickaxe to a flying machine.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where every day is an adventure and every block holds a new surprise. Just remember to watch out for creepers and keep the peace, or else you might find yourself in a virtual pickle!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will kick butt and take names in your honor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Emeralds Found:	2911
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Nightmares: Wake me up with diamonds!

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and hilarity? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, battle hordes of zombie chickens, and build the most ridiculous structures you can think of (yes, even a giant toilet castle is fair game).

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against a dragon made entirely of TNT, and emerged victorious with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

So if you’re ready to wake up from the nightmare that is boring Minecraft servers, join us and let the madness begin. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DadCraft LOLz – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Sharing Funny Videos!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our pixelated paradise. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down in fear. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching paint dry instead.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4852
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	143
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AnimeCraft: Because Minecraft and anime go together like creepers and explosions!

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Are you tired of boring, mainstream anime servers? Are you looking for something truly expressionistic and unique? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like the FLCL of the gaming world!

Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your own existence. Our community is full of players who have taken something completely different from their experience on our server. It’s like a surreal dream that you never want to wake up from.

Forget about those artsy and obscure indie servers, they’re just too indulgent. Our server is where the real party is at. So come on, join us and let’s create some insane stories together in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Farms Harvested:	804	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Purrrfectly Crafted Catnip Kingdom

adorable, animal play, Anime, Boys, cat boys, cat ears, cat lovers, Cat-tail, Catnip, COSPLAY, crafted, cute, FANTASY, Feline, Kawaii, Kingdom, Manga, meow, neko boys, pet play, Purrrfectly, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Whiskers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is filled with post cat boys! That’s right, adorable cat boys running around, building, and causing mischief.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the wealth you could accumulate with a flock of these feathered friends!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and pigs can fly? That’s right, pigs soaring through the air like majestic bacon-filled balloons.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyRomanian’s Block Party: Where neighbors unite to mine, build, and troll in style!

BLOCK, BUILD, Capture, Community, Connection, CraftyRomanians, culture, Diversity, diversity in my neighborhood, friendship, global citizen, Immigrant, International, multicultural, neighbor, Neighborhood, neighbors, Party, photography, Picture, Portrait, Romanian, Snapshot, snapshot of diversity, Style, troll, unite, Unity

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet the elusive Romanian neighbor that everyone is talking about. Rumor has it, they have superpowers and can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wrist. Join now for the chance to witness this mystical being in action! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Romanian neighbor on your side?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HoloCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist going viral!

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Are you tired of all the hololive memes taking over your feed? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we only meme about nijisanji! That’s right, say goodbye to all those pesky hololive references and hello to Eliramama, Ennamama, and so much more ridiculousness.

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft where anything is possible. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a giant statue of your favorite nijisanji VTuber? Easy peasy. And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next nijisanji meme legend.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minecraft Mayhem: Mario Twins Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to jump into a whole new world of madness with Mario Twins! Why should you join? Because our server is run by a pair of twin Italian plumbers who are always getting into wacky adventures. One time, they accidentally turned the entire server into a giant pizza and had to fend off hungry creepers with spaghetti noodles!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy power-ups like invincibility mushrooms and flying turtle shells. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether realm where you can boogie down with zombie pigmen and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mario Twins today and get ready for a wild ride through the Mushroom Kingdom like you’ve never seen before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Blocktopia: Where Creepers and Diamonds Collide!

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the game. Little did they know, this portal led to a dimension where everything was on fire and giant creepers roamed the land. But instead of running away like sane people, they decided to stay and build a thriving community in this apocalyptic world.

Now, our server is known for its insane challenges and crazy events. From fighting off hordes of zombie pigs to racing against time to find the rarest diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And did I mention the lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us. But remember, on this server, we’re all gonna fucking die… of laughter!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Farms Harvested:	441
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.