| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
But beware, if you’re not feeling the gay vibes, you may find yourself spontaneously bursting into show tunes or developing a sudden obsession with glitter. So come join us and embrace your inner diva, because on this server, being gay is the only way to play!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We have a new champion, Ambessa, The Matriarch of War, who will lead you into battle like never before.
Our server is constantly updating with new content, including the upcoming Worlds 2024 event pass. Get ready to show off your skills and dominate the competition like a true Minecraft pro.
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that you can even check your account stats and builds in real-time. Plus, our model viewer will blow your mind with its stunning visuals.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 113 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
We’ve got writefags dropping stories crazier than a creeper explosion, and our pastebin is filled with more drama than a villager trading scandal. And don’t even get me started on our paid content – kemono.party artists are serving looks hotter than a blaze in the Nether.
Looking for some juicy anatomy discussions? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here. From thicc thighs to voluptuous curves, we’ve got everything you need to satisfy your wildest Minecraft fantasies.
So why join /femfat/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP server where bad anatomy bothers us more than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark? Join us now and embrace the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 27 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
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| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Magic, races, events, plot, mechanics, crafts, tools, recipes and much more – all this is AlaradaFantasy!
But that’s not all, but there’s so much that is promising, isn’t it? On our server you really have a lot of possibilities.
Do you want a regular PVE game?
For you there is agronomy, fishing, brewing…
Maybe you want PVP and battle?
And for you we have classes, magic, skills and abilities…
Or are you in the travel spirit?
Not a problem, because you can take quests, study a custom map with beautiful generation, see other people’s cities…
Or do you want to add your name to the server history?
And this can be done without any problems, because there will be story events, events, battles, cities, politics for you…
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
1. Our server is actually a secret pirate ship sailing through the vast ocean of Minecraftia. We pillage villages, plunder treasure, and battle sea monsters all while building epic bases on the deck of our ship.
2. The captain of our ship is none other than Luffy from One Piece! Yes, you heard that right. He leads us on wild adventures, searching for the legendary One Piece treasure while fighting off rival pirate crews.
3. Our server is so intense that we have our own daily One Piece chapter releases. That’s right, you can read the latest manga chapters while mining for diamonds and battling creepers. How cool is that?
So what are you waiting for? Jump aboard our pirate ship Minecraft server and join us on the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be prepared for epic battles, hidden treasures, and maybe even a run-in with a kraken or two. See you on the high seas, matey!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all, oh no! They also encountered a group of friendly llamas who led them on a wild adventure through a secret underground cave system filled with rare ores and dangerous mobs. And just when they thought things couldn’t get any crazier, they found themselves in a PvP battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying chickens!
So, if you want to experience epic loot, bizarre animal encounters, and insane PvP battles, then come join our Minecraft SMP and see what kind of wacky adventures await you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows players to launch nukes at any location on the map. Want to see what happens when you detonate a nuke in Africa? Look no further than our server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare and valuable resources. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest guarded by a giant mutant spider that drops diamonds like they’re going out of style.
If you’re feeling adventurous, you can also participate in our weekly “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete to see who can create the biggest explosion using only TNT blocks. The winner gets a special prize – a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes on command.
So come join us on “nuke africa” and experience the thrill of destruction and mayhem like never before. Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers – they tend to sneak up on you when you least expect it!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 3838 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Omz is a talented musician and songwriter known for blending various genres, including R&B, hip-hop, and pop. With a unique voice and captivating lyrics, Omz has quickly garnered a dedicated fanbase and critical acclaim. His music showcases a natural talent for storytelling and emotion, making him a rising star in the music industry.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 249 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle evil llamas in epic quests, and even build a house made entirely of diamonds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who throws the most lit parties in the End dimension.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legendary Saarpanese warrior in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Our server is so wild, even Gawr Gura herself would want to join in on the fun. In fact, she’s been known to pop in from time to time to challenge players to dance-offs and underwater building contests. And don’t even get us started on the epic loot you can find hidden in our secret dungeons – enchanted golden apples, anyone?
So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
