| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 6396 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We have a new champion, Ambessa, The Matriarch of War, who will lead you into battle like never before.
Our server is constantly updating with new content, including the upcoming Worlds 2024 event pass. Get ready to show off your skills and dominate the competition like a true Minecraft pro.
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that you can even check your account stats and builds in real-time. Plus, our model viewer will blow your mind with its stunning visuals.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
We’ve got writefags dropping stories crazier than a creeper explosion, and our pastebin is filled with more drama than a villager trading scandal. And don’t even get me started on our paid content – kemono.party artists are serving looks hotter than a blaze in the Nether.
Looking for some juicy anatomy discussions? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here. From thicc thighs to voluptuous curves, we’ve got everything you need to satisfy your wildest Minecraft fantasies.
So why join /femfat/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP server where bad anatomy bothers us more than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark? Join us now and embrace the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
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| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Magic, races, events, plot, mechanics, crafts, tools, recipes and much more – all this is AlaradaFantasy!
But that’s not all, but there’s so much that is promising, isn’t it? On our server you really have a lot of possibilities.
Do you want a regular PVE game?
For you there is agronomy, fishing, brewing…
Maybe you want PVP and battle?
And for you we have classes, magic, skills and abilities…
Or are you in the travel spirit?
Not a problem, because you can take quests, study a custom map with beautiful generation, see other people’s cities…
Or do you want to add your name to the server history?
And this can be done without any problems, because there will be story events, events, battles, cities, politics for you…
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
1. Our server is actually a secret pirate ship sailing through the vast ocean of Minecraftia. We pillage villages, plunder treasure, and battle sea monsters all while building epic bases on the deck of our ship.
2. The captain of our ship is none other than Luffy from One Piece! Yes, you heard that right. He leads us on wild adventures, searching for the legendary One Piece treasure while fighting off rival pirate crews.
3. Our server is so intense that we have our own daily One Piece chapter releases. That’s right, you can read the latest manga chapters while mining for diamonds and battling creepers. How cool is that?
So what are you waiting for? Jump aboard our pirate ship Minecraft server and join us on the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be prepared for epic battles, hidden treasures, and maybe even a run-in with a kraken or two. See you on the high seas, matey!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 452173 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all, oh no! They also encountered a group of friendly llamas who led them on a wild adventure through a secret underground cave system filled with rare ores and dangerous mobs. And just when they thought things couldn’t get any crazier, they found themselves in a PvP battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying chickens!
So, if you want to experience epic loot, bizarre animal encounters, and insane PvP battles, then come join our Minecraft SMP and see what kind of wacky adventures await you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 39 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows players to launch nukes at any location on the map. Want to see what happens when you detonate a nuke in Africa? Look no further than our server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare and valuable resources. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest guarded by a giant mutant spider that drops diamonds like they’re going out of style.
If you’re feeling adventurous, you can also participate in our weekly “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete to see who can create the biggest explosion using only TNT blocks. The winner gets a special prize – a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes on command.
So come join us on “nuke africa” and experience the thrill of destruction and mayhem like never before. Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers – they tend to sneak up on you when you least expect it!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Omz is a talented musician and songwriter known for blending various genres, including R&B, hip-hop, and pop. With a unique voice and captivating lyrics, Omz has quickly garnered a dedicated fanbase and critical acclaim. His music showcases a natural talent for storytelling and emotion, making him a rising star in the music industry.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle evil llamas in epic quests, and even build a house made entirely of diamonds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who throws the most lit parties in the End dimension.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legendary Saarpanese warrior in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Our server is so wild, even Gawr Gura herself would want to join in on the fun. In fact, she’s been known to pop in from time to time to challenge players to dance-offs and underwater building contests. And don’t even get us started on the epic loot you can find hidden in our secret dungeons – enchanted golden apples, anyone?
So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 204 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. So grab your tea cup and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty diamond-encrusted pig steed.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant talking chicken who will challenge you to epic dance battles for rare loot? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a chicken twice your size.
So come join us for a cuppa and a whole lot of chaos on our Minecraft SMP. Just be sure to bring your best dance moves and a healthy appetite for adventure!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Narvaniya is a server where dreams come true, and each player becomes part of a unique story in a world of limitless possibilities. The server is pirated, that is, you can log in from a licensed and pirated account.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
