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Bat Cave Minecraft Server

abandoned castle, Adventure, Bat, Batman, caped crusader, cave, comic book hero, dark knight, folklore, fortress, Hidden Gem, iyc, legend, Minecraft, Mysterious, Myth, Real Life Superhero, secret hideout, Serbia, Server, SuperHero, urban legend, urban-exploration, Vigilante

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a real-life Batman living in an abandoned castle in Serbia! That’s right, you can team up with the Dark Knight himself to fight off creepers and zombies in epic battles. Plus, rumor has it that the castle is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways just waiting to be explored. So come join us for the adventure of a lifetime and see if you have what it takes to be a hero in our crazy world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ms Casey’s Hug Minecraft SMP

Affection, Caring, Caseys, comfort, comforting hug, compassion, compassionate hug, consoling, Embrace, Emotional support, Friendly, Gesture, Hug, human touch, Kindness, loving hug, Minecraft, Ms Casey, physical contact, Request, smp, supportive, warm embrace

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon to be your loyal pet. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where you can dance with skeletons and party with witches. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just ask Ms. Casey for a hug and you’ll instantly feel better (virtual hugs, of course).

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of fun and madness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8973	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RoomieRageCraft

apartment living, cleanliness, dog neglect, messy roommate, pet care, pet ownership, RoomieRageCraft, roommate boundaries, roommate cleanliness, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate drama, roommate eviction, roommate issues, roommate living situations, roommate pet care, roommate pet issues, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities

Are you tired of boring roommates who can’t even take care of their own dogs? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to deal with messy roommates again! We promise that our players’ virtual pets won’t leave a stench in your virtual apartment or cause a fly infestation in your virtual room.

Our server is so awesome that even if your roommate neglects their virtual dog for days on end, you won’t have to clean up piles of virtual dog poop or deal with the smell of virtual dog pee. And if they try to feed their virtual dog Takis, we’ll make sure that virtual bag stays closed!

So come join us and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Our virtual world is a place where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities, without the hassle of irresponsible roommates. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty30 SMP: Bored at Home!

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Have you ever found yourself with 30 minutes to spare and absolutely nothing to do? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your boredom woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken race. The winner gets a diamond block, but the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. Trust us, you do not want to be the loser in this scenario.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Rumor has it that there’s a dance-off every night and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Who wouldn’t want that kind of bling?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself embroiled in a scandalous love triangle with two creepers. It’s all in a day’s work on our server.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HateCraft: Humanity’s Worst

Apathy, arrogance, Corruption, Cruelty, Destruction, discrimination, Exploitation, Greed, HateCraft, hatred, Humanitys, ignorance, indifference, INEQUALITY, Inhumanity, injustice, intolerance, lack of empathy, Pollution, Selfishness, violence, War, WORST

Tired of dealing with annoying humans who always steal your diamonds and burn down your builds? Say no more! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only humans you’ll encounter are super chill and won’t mess with your stuff. Plus, our virtual pet pandas are trained in martial arts and will protect your base from any griefers. So come join us and let’s build a world where creepers are the only thing you have to worry about!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Tiny Orbit Earth – Nearest Star

Alien, alpha centauri, Astronomy, Discovered, Earth, Earth-like, Exoplanet, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Life, Nearest, Orbit, orbiting, planetary science, Proxima Centauri, scientific discovery, single star, solar system, Space, space exploration, star, Tiny, Tiny Earth, world

so, like, we found this tiny lil world that’s like earth but not earth, ya know? it’s orbiting the nearest star to us, like so close you can almost touch it. and guess what? we turned it into a minecraft server!

come join us on this wacky adventure where the trees are made of candy canes and the pigs wear top hats. you can build your own spaceship and explore the galaxy, fight off alien mobs, and maybe even discover a new species of block.

why join our server, you ask? well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? hop on your rocket ship and blast off to the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Chud Connect Minecraft Server

Alteration, BeryL, CHANGE, Chud, Chud Connect, confusion, Connect, Development, disbelief, Evolution, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, Modification, phase connect, Questioning, revolution, Server, Shift, shock, Surprise, transformation, TRANSITION, turnaround, unexpected

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, come join our server where Phase Connect has been transformed into Chud Connect and Beryl is now a mystical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy canes and marshmallows.

But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Cactus King who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you accept the challenge and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world? Join now and find out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7576
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Divine Spears Created:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Rose Zen Maiden Minecraft SMP

20th anniversary, animated series, Anime, anniversary, celebration, COSPLAY, doll collection, dolls, FANTASY, Japanese culture, long tail tags, maiden, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Otaku, rose, Rozen Maiden, smp, tea ceremony, tea flavors, tea lovers, tea pairing, tea party, tea time, zen

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime-themed adventures and tea parties with your favorite dolls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all the anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic showdowns. Will you team up with Sailor Moon or go head-to-head with Goku? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event planned for the 20th anniversary of the anime where all players will be transformed into their favorite anime characters. Imagine running around as Naruto or casting spells as Sailor Moon – the possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a tea party like no other!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyOwnershipWar

aita, Boundaries, car finance, car loan, car ownership, Communication, CraftyOwnershipWar, family dynamics, finances, financial decisions, insurance, loans, maintenance, MONEY, partner, personal responsibility, petrol costs, relationships, separate finances, UK laws

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in splitting everything 50/50, just like rent and bills in a relationship! But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a car you don’t even own – unless you want to drive it in the game, then maybe we can negotiate.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy adventures, just like trying to navigate through a conversation about finances with your partner’s parents. Will you stand your ground like a boss and refuse to pay for something you don’t own, or will you cave under pressure like a sandcastle in a tsunami?

But hey, at least you can contribute to petrol costs and maintenance in the game, because who doesn’t love a good virtual road trip with your virtual partner? So come on, join our server and let’s see if you can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility and relationship drama in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AppAddict Minecraft SMP

app addiction, app convenience, app dependency, app essentials, app favorites, app functionality, app importance, app indispensability, app necessities, app preferences, app recommendations, app reliance, app usage, AppAddict, essential apps, Minecraft, mobile apps, must-have apps, phone apps, smartphone apps, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building houses out of rainbow-colored blocks. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom is hidden. Will you be the brave soul to find it and wield its incredible powers?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockyBlaze: Age of Ignition

addiction, addiction prevention, age, BlockyBlaze, cigarettes, habits, health risks, IGNITION, long-term effects, lung cancer, nicotine, peer pressure, public health, Quitting, respiratory issues, smoking, smoking cessation, social influence, start age, stress relief, teenage smoking, tobacco, underage smoking

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your sanity? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate trip down the rabbit hole!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas riding on giant chickens, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain”, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding sheep and lava pits to reach the treasure at the top.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered, join us on this wild ride. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because nothing is as it seems on our server.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyTerrorTelAviv

BlockyTerrorTelAviv, CASUALTIES, crime, current events, Gun Violence, identified, identified victims, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, shooting victims, Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv terror, terror attack, terror shooting, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic incident, Victims, violence

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about this place.

So, like, imagine this: you spawn into the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that even the animals are gettin’ down.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And let me tell ya, that dude knows how to throw a party.

Oh, and did I mention the treasure hunts? Yeah, every week we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the map for you to find. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) treasure hunt, but with less pirates and more creepers.

So, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pixel Revenge: Incel Science Land

ENTITLEMENT, gender dynamics, gender inequality, gender studies, incel, incel status, Incels, Insecurity, Land, marginalization, mental health, Misogyny, online communities, PIXEL, radicalization, rape culture, Revenge, Science, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal norms, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Women

join our minecraft server and avoid becoming an incel statistic! our server is proven to increase your chances of finding love and companionship in the real world. we have special potions that will make you irresistible to the opposite sex, guaranteed! plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any incel energy, so you can game in peace without worrying about creepy vibes. come join us and say goodbye to toxic masculinity forever!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Decade of Blocks Minecraft Server

10 years, anticipation, beloved franchise, blocks, broken promises, Decade, delayed release, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan favorite, games, Gaming Community, gaming industry, highly anticipated, letdown, long awaited sequel, long overdue, long wait, Minecraft, Principles, Sequel, series, Server, Waiting

Are you tired of waiting for sequels that just don’t live up to the hype? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We’ve been waiting for a sequel for 10 years, and let me tell you, it’s worth the wait. Our server goes against every single principle of the series, making it the most unpredictable and exciting Minecraft experience out there.

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. We’ve got mini-games that will make you question reality, like “Parkour Pigs” where you have to race against flying pigs to reach the finish line. Or how about “Creeper Karaoke” where you have to sing your way out of a TNT explosion?

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret levels, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	5842
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Page 6 Minecraft SMP Thread – Listed as a Potato

confusion, discrepancy, forum, forum post, forum thread, Frustration, internet, listed, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, page, page 1, Page 10., page 2, page 6, page numbering, Potato, smp, Thread, thread confusion, Thread Location, thread order, thread placement

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy that threads are listed on the wrong pages! That’s right, you’ll never know what page you’re actually on, adding a whole new level of mystery and confusion to your gameplay experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wacky adventure where threads teleport to different pages and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret hidden page where all the rarest items in the game are waiting for you to claim them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of hilarity, confusion, and pure Minecraft madness. Just remember to hold on tight, because things are about to get seriously weird.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3060	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3