Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	8614	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gods Slained:	0

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Farms Harvested:	761	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mines Excavated:	3842

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Towns Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Star Shards Collected:	272	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Potions Brewed:	83	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Towns Built:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Items Found:	7682	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	804	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Emeralds Found:	1049	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Votes:	8232
Players Killed by Monsters:	895	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg