Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9259	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

122.160.233.52

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

mcs.apexpvp.co

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Towns Built:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Void Armor Forged:	29
Runes Activated:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	163

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org:25577

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crops Grown:	3144
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

wildwoodsmp.com

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

play.ungodly.xyz

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Buildings Constructed:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Enchantments Applied:	91

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

play.legendofthewild.com:25566

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

play.ozryn.com:25714

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1801	Enchantments Applied:	91
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Void Gems Collected:	23

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Aetherconquest.net

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Alien Abductions:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

play.hemispheresurvival.club

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

mc.aus.gg

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Potions Brewed:	185	Dragon Eggs Found:	4971
Infinity Stones Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	965076
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

mc.drakescraft.net

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7907	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

play.halfastmc.com

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Potions Brewed:	177
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Emeralds Found:	9539
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

it.craftersland.net

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	175	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

eu.sonoyuncu.network

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Zombie Dances:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

mc.no-named.org