Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

anti-semitism, body image, body shaming, cultural stereotypes, derogatory comments, discrimination, harmful beliefs, harmful language, harmful stereotypes, insist, intolerance, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Masculinity, Minecraft, minority groups, offensive language, offensive remarks, penis, penis size, racial prejudice, religious beliefs, self esteem, Small, smp, societal pressures

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Emeralds Found:	3672
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

MLG Fortress

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

We’re currently re-envisioning our server – Apply here if you’d like to take part in recreating this server! http://robomwm.com/mlgapply

MLG.robomwm.com

Casual Craft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1598	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

24/7 survival server, just join to have fun 🙂

Factions, Have fun with your friends. Just starting there is 42 slots please join 🙂

198.27.125.45

Imperium Populi

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Star Shards Collected:	183	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Server Discord : https://discord.gg/MSX5R5h

Special Features : Towny Economy Survival A main world that won’t reset A separate resource world that will Custom plugins in-game rank ups Jobs Custom world A friendly community

Imperium Populi Towny is a 1.20+ server that allows you to join on any version you would like to play on. The server has jobs with job perks when you get to a certain rank, a Towny-based claiming system, crates, server events, and a wonderful community to go alongside the server while we continue our journey to grow our server and make it an overall fun time for the new players that join.

mc.imperiumpopuli.net

YEAHWH.AT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Apply: http://apply.yeahwh.at/apply (make sure you read /rules)

The YEAHWHAT?! server is a small creative and survival minecraft community.

The server runs the fantastic Spigot server wrapper which includes many plugins used for land ownership, economy, and anti-grief, as well as new commands and features.

We also have a Nations Roleplay, in which countries trade with eachother, fund constructions, and compete against eachother on the survival world. This is voluntary and not required. Gameplay wise, the server includes 4 main worlds: a survival economy world, a creative freebuild and plot lands, a world dedicated for Mobarenas and a Nations RP in the old survival world, where you can join or create a country!

We also run a forum at http://forums.yeahwh.at/

Our team of active staff members is regularly in-game to assist you.

yeahwh.at

SmessieCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Votes:	7239	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Villages Defended:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mines Excavated:	1904	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

ACTIVE AND HELPFUL MINECRAFT SERVER! ~ 1.9 tem 1.15 ~ = SURVIVAL = FACTIONS = CREATIVE = SKYBLOCK = MINIGAMES ~ Join via PLAY.SMESSIECRAFT.COM of PLAY.FACTIONS.BE

SmessieCraft is a cosy Minecraft network with both Dutch as English messages sent by the server. You can choose your language by using the command /language on our network.

Join now and discover the kind community behind this network! IP: Play.SmessieCraft.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/SmessieCraft Facebook: https:/bfb.com/SmessieCraft Discord: https://Discord.SmessieCraft.com

play.SmessieCraft.com

ApotheosisCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Welcome to ApotheosisCraft ! We’re a Towny survival server with experienced staff and a friendly atmosphere! Some of the server features include a kit 1v1 arena, GriefPrevention, Sign Shops, McMMo, and a server Shop with some free goodies! My goal for this server is to make a nice place that’s relaxed and fun to play on, so I’m always adding little things to the server, Just for fun. . Some of the basic rules are:

⋆Be Respectful ⋆No Griefing/Raiding ⋆No Hacking

So come join us! We’ll be happy to see you!

play.apotheosiscraft.com

ZironeNetwork

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	113
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

We support 1.7, 1.8 and 1.9!

ZironeNetwork is a fun, existing, and unique experience. We have a wide range of gamemodes for you to play. Our servers are extremely fast and well setup, you shouldn’t get any lag while playing on our network.

KitPvP, Factions, Skyblock, Infected, OITC, Badlands, Prison, Creative, and Survival

IP: play.zironenetwork.com Forums: https://zironenetwork.com

play.zironenetwork.com

MinecraftlerHD

Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Hello the server is called MinecraftlerHD and I am the MinecraftlerHD so the owner and lol lol and yes I do NOT warmly welcome you

mc.terra-novo.de

Burning Birch

Creative, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Animals Bred:	154	Potions Brewed:	175
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

We are a server with multiple worlds to suit multiple playstyles. As well as a community looking to expand into various games. Minecraft was the birth of many friendships for us and we want to keep that alive. http://burningbirch.com/ Our Multiverse worlds are as follows: Lobby – A world where new players join into and can immediately play from Survival – A chaotic world where basically anything is allowed from griefing to stealing and pvp. Creative – A creative mode world that is generated superflat for testing, or just building to the fullest potential. Freebuild – Survival mode world with no pvp or greifing for you to build in and play minecraft. Events – this world is not yet complete but will host mini games and various events in the future. Skyblock – A world that literally is skyblock, not much else to say about it. We have many ways of rolling back a grief and checking for said grief, along with an experienced and friendly staff. With the lack of a White-list you can join now and easily play!

mc.burningbirch.com

Xisumavoid Server

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6334
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	5413

The Xisumavoid.COM Server is an awesome Creative Plotworld server that you can join and build your amazing ideas!

Each and every one of our plots is the fantastic size of 123×123, this means that not only do the plots give you lots of space, but are also chunk aligned so your Redstone contraptions don’t break!

What are you waiting for? Head online now and grab a plot and start building! — We also have a couple of custom minigames: -Pointrunner -SkyBrigde Wars -Gold Rush

play.xisumavoid.com

FactionsLab

Factions, PvP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to FactionsLab Network! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

play.factionslab.com

Explorers League Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Zombie Dances:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Explorer’s League Vanilla is a Vanilla gameplay server, run via the collaboration of a group of friends for any who wish to play on a safe Vanilla server.

mc.explorers-league.net

mc.Konsole.no

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7293	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Konsole is one of the oldest servers in Norway, the server was created in 2013!

On Konsole you can play Survival with Towny as a protection plugin. We have a unique ranking system where you have to complete missions to level up so that you get access to more functions such as automatic replanting of food, cool customized items such as teleportation scrolls or revival scrolls if the accident is out.

The players on Konsole work together to build projects together, save each other when someone is down for the count or sell things to each other in their own shop world.

On our Hub server you can play the Battleground (MobArena) alone or with friends to collect better and better equipment to take on more difficult Battlegrounds, play FreeForAll with your friends, play Hide and Seek on our self-made map, build in your own Creative world or beat the records in Parkour!

We hope to see you soon!

mc.konsole.no

Mine-Adventure Amusement

Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ores Mined:	5393	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11

This is a Brand New Minecraft Theme Park Server! It has Shows, Rides, and Much More! We are looking to hire people! So What are you waiting for!? Come Join the Magic!

198.24.163.114

SkylinePvP

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	63	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

We are waiting for you on the best minecraft server! Ip: 188.212.100.153 Come join us and have fun on: ➜ SkyPvP ➜ SkyWars ➜ Spleef ➜ 1vs1 Server IP: Sky.Grall.ro or 188.212.100.153 The version is 1.7.2 Forum: http://grall.ro/index.php?/forum/83-skygrallo/ Founder: Rusty

188.212.100.153