Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Rainbows Spotted: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • The Most Damaging Social Media Ever Minecraft SMP

    The Most Damaging Social Media Ever Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot. Join us if you’re ready to experience more drama than a reality TV show.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade in diamonds and emeralds, and rumor has it they have a llama mafia that enforces their rules.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have formed their own army. They roam the land, terrorizing players and stealing their crops. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to join their ranks and become a chicken warrior yourself.

    And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the server. It’s said to be guarded by a giant creeper with a taste for TNT. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Potions Brewed: 30 Star Shards Collected: 285
    Zombie Dances: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • KidBeliefz Minecraft SMP

    KidBeliefz Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality itself!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the bowels of the Nether. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover that the moon is actually made of cheese and that Notch himself visits our server to challenge players to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Farms Harvested: 818
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Putin’sCraft: The Rise and Fall

    Putin’sCraft: The Rise and Fall
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and rare loot! we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow up unsuspecting players for fun. our admin, BigPig69, once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian for the thrill seekers. also, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures you can imagine. so come join us and be part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Emeralds Found: 2243 Dragon Eggs Found: 6024
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Missionary Pixel Fun

    Missionary Pixel Fun
    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, you’ve come to the right place, my friend! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a chicken in a tornado!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers decided to throw a dance party in the Nether. They were busting out moves that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous! And you know who was the life of the party? That’s right, it was YOU, once you join our epic server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll shoot diamonds out of your nose! And our community is so friendly, they’ll welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (just kidding, they’re not that crazy).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Buildings Constructed: 15
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Villages Defended: 9
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 15

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Medicine & Law: Bedfellows Gone Wrong

    Medicine & Law: Bedfellows Gone Wrong
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have gender medicine and the cass review!!! u might be thinking, wtf does that even mean?? well let me tell u, on our server, we have potions that can change ur gender in the game, so u can be a dude one minute and a chick the next, it’s wild!! and the cass review?? oh boy, that’s where we review all the crazy lawsuits that happen on the server, like when someone tried to sue a creeper for blowing up their house, lmao. so if u wanna experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now!! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Magic Items Found: 3606 Zombie Dances: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Luminexus Network

    Luminexus Network

    A small server to play with friends! Guaranteed good vibes, guaranteed laughter and unforgettable moments.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Ores Mined: 2050 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • East Coast Survival

    East Coast Survival

    East Coast Survival is an engaging Minecraft server that combines the simplicity of vanilla gameplay with the excitement of distinct seasonal themes such as spring, summer, fall, and winter. Each season introduces thematic changes to the environment providing a fresh experience throughout the year. Enhanced by unique plugins, We add special features and mechanics that enrich the gameplay without altering its classic feel. This blend of seasonal variety and innovative plugins ensures that players enjoy a dynamic and immersive adventure every time they log in.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Void Gems Collected: 34
    Chimeras Created: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 98
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 199
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Big Trouble in Tiny Cobblemon Town – No Sneaky Squares Allowed!

    Big Trouble in Tiny Cobblemon Town – No Sneaky Squares Allowed!

    Minecraft Roleplay Server Overview

    Description
    Looking for a small group to drop into a private server and engage in roleplay in the world. Players can create unique backstories and immerse themselves in the roleplay experience.
    The RP will be played on the Big Chad Guys Plus modpack, featuring in-game proximity voice chat, preset server hosting, and quality of life mods for added enjoyment.
    If interested, add the server host on Discord (mal1x_).

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    What is the server hosting the roleplay? The server host is mal1x_ on Discord.
    Which modpack is being used for the roleplay? The Big Chad Guys Plus modpack is being used for this roleplay server.
    Is there in-game proximity voice chat available? Yes, the modpack features in-game proximity voice chat for enhanced roleplaying experiences.
    Are there quality of life mods included? Yes, the server has quality of life mods to improve gameplay enjoyment.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 99
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Honk Honk Minecraft Server

    Honk Honk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

    Join our server where you can take down niggers, wino single mothers, and roasties with no consequences! Who knew that Art the clown was actually our guy all along? Embrace the madness and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of unlimited resources and invincibility.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you on the other side, if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Sword Minecraft SMP Beauty

    Sword Minecraft SMP Beauty
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We have the most epic sword battles you’ve ever seen, and the best part is, the winner gets to keep the loser’s sword! That’s right, we’re all about high stakes here.

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Sword of Infinite Power, rumored to be able to one-shot the Ender Dragon with just one swing. Will you be the lucky player to wield this mighty weapon and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Only time will tell.

    So if you’re ready to test your sword-fighting skills against the toughest players around and maybe even walk away with a sword that could make you the most feared player on the server, then join us today! Just remember, it’s not about the size of your sword, it’s how you swing it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Ores Mined: 744

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BlockyBlingRush

    BlockyBlingRush
    Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players become millionaires by selling virtual potatoes? Well, on our server, we have a player who started with just one potato and ended up owning a potato empire that rivals even the richest diamond miners in the game. Join us and see if you have what it takes to turn a simple spud into a fortune!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy on the server. Rumor has it that if you can impress the llamas with your building skills, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with rare items and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama conspiracy). Who knows, you might just become the next potato tycoon or uncover the secrets of the llama society. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ADHD & Autism Crafters

    ADHD & Autism Crafters
    So, like, have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up all your hard-earned diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about those pesky green monsters ruining your day.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all: the diamond-encrusted llama. Legend has it that if you can find and tame one of these majestic beasts, they will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other precious goodies.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, every player is given their own personal pet dragon to ride around on. That’s right, you can soar through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing beast, raining down destruction on your enemies below.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8313 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Villages Defended: 16
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 74
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 39 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

    Penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular internet personality known for his sarcastic and humorous commentary on video games, viral videos, and internet memes. He gained a large following on YouTube for his unique style of commentary and dry humor. Penguinz0 also streams on Twitch and is highly active on social media platforms.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6332 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • GegMC

    GegMC

    Welcome to GegMC!

    We are a network with a Survival modality at the moment. We will soon add more modalities! We have friendly staff members, and our server is designed for you to have fun and have a good time.

    We have crates, exclusive kits, daily rewards, /shop, protection system and much more!

    Join now with the IP gegmc.net, and if you are a bedrock user the port is 19132. Join! What are you waiting for?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Farms Harvested: 525

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • FennecMC

    FennecMC

    Bringing back the OG pvp experience with a few twists! Comes with KitPvP, RedstonePvP and events / tournaments for paypal prizes

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Dimension Hops: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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