Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
Astral Projections Made: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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