OmriNet: A Minecraft network offering a unique survival experience. More exciting features coming soon! Join us for fresh, engaging gameplay. Discover OmriNet today.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for a rollercoaster ride through madness and mayhem. Watch out for the Barber of La Manchaland Outis, who’s always ready to give you a stylish new haircut… whether you want one or not!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about joining the FangHunt Office and becoming a Fixer like the legendary Hong Lu? Help us track down elusive targets and bring them to justice in the most ridiculous ways possible.
So why wait? Download our server now and dive into the chaos. Just remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of our previous games, so expect spoilers and plenty of laughs along the way. See you on the other side, blockheads!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be completely different people while chatting. You can be a 10-year-old girl one minute and a 37-year-old man with a tragic backstory the next. It’s like roleplaying on steroids!
But wait, there’s more! We have players who create elaborate stories and characters just for fun. From a depressed Japanese girl to a man with an absurdist view of life, our server is filled with unique personalities that will keep you entertained for hours.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing until your sides hurt, then join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for storytelling or roleplaying. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us if you miss the good old days of Minecraft when you could ride pigs off cliffs and build giant phallic structures without getting banned. Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much…but who’s really keeping track?).
We have a thriving community of players who are all just as insane as you are, so you’ll fit right in! From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground fighting ring where players battle it out for glory and prizes (and maybe a little bit of diamond armor).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come join us! Just be prepared for the wild ride of your life…and maybe bring some extra blocks to rebuild your house after it inevitably gets blown up by a TNT-wielding maniac.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 129 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.
So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Forget about trying to figure out bus schedules or dealing with crowded sidewalks, on our server you can soar through the skies on your trusty pig companion, dodging obstacles and causing chaos wherever you go.
But be warned, the pigs have a mind of their own and may take you on some unexpected detours. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride through a world where walkability and public transportation are a thing of the past!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).
So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.
But wait, there’s more! Our Halloween Fixes & Miscellaneous Changes will have you spooked and entertained all year round. Plus, if you’re new and wondering what to do, just follow our Optimal Quest Guide and Achievement Diary for some epic adventures.
Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 248 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pigmen? Or build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Big Mooner and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they tend to get a little carried away.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?
So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
