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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 9199 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like the ultimate omega-6 vs omega-3 battle royale, but in minecraft form, ya know? like, if you have too much omega-6 in your blood, you gonna be seeing some crazy stuff in the game, like pigs flying and creepers dancing. but if you got that omega-3 flowin’, you gonna be chillin’ with dolphins and building epic castles.
we got this one player who had like, zero DHA levels and he straight up thought he was a zombie in the game. he was running around trying to eat other players’ brains, it was wild. but then he started taking fish oil supplements and now he’s like the king of the server, ruling over everyone with his fishy wisdom.
so if you wanna experience some next level minecraft madness and see what happens when you mess with your fatty acids, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in the omega-6 vs omega-3 showdown!
