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| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.
So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn. Our community is so epic, it’s like a party that never ends! And if you need a break from all the action, just hop on over to our WoWg community for some laughs and good times.
Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Click the link and join us now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you on our server. Last time, we had players battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. What will you do on our server? The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a deranged cow named Sir Mooington. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting players. You never know when a chicken might explode right in your face or when a group of pigs will start breakdancing in the town square.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1857 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Forget about blaming your problems on the “meme gender” or whatever excuse you’ve been using. It’s time to take control of your destiny and have some fun in a virtual world where nobody cares how tall you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start building your way to greatness (or at least distract yourself from your real-life problems for a while). Let’s get gaming, baby!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!
Join us for the chance to battle it out with 6 Guard Thorns and 6 Guard Irene in epic showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And don’t forget about the 5* Sniper Toddifons, who is known for his insane sniping skills that will blow your mind.
But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the legendary 6* Supporter Civilight Eterna and the new Amiya Alt in a battle for the ages? Trust us, you won’t want to miss this.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have the one and only 6* Caster Lappland The Decadenza, who is as wild and unpredictable as they come. Plus, who wouldn’t want to log in and claim their very own Sussurro Skin?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of madness and mayhem!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 7110 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3731 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
First of all, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey with their meow-nificent wisdom and expertise. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server run by cats? It’s the ultimate feline fantasy!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what crazy critter will pop up next. It’s like a zoo, but with blocks!
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted litter box hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So start digging, my friend!
So come join us at cat.sys, where the adventure is as wild as a catnip-fueled frenzy and the fun never stops. Meow-velous times await you!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 2698 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling hoards of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, it’s a totally normal occurrence here.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Mighty Potato King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be granted unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
So come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical Minecraft world where the rules were made up and the possibilities were endless. They built towering castles, dug deep underground for rare treasures, and even tamed dragons to ride into battle. But the real fun began when they discovered the secret to unlimited diamond armor and started a fashion revolution that rocked the server to its core.
But beware, not everything is sunshine and rainbows in our world. There are rival factions vying for power, mischievous mobs lurking in the shadows, and the occasional llama stampede that can turn a peaceful village into chaos in seconds. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the land, or will you be left crying a river as the men (and women) of our server outsmart and outplay you at every turn?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure where your body is our choice and men always win (unless you’re a woman, in which case, you still have a pretty good shot). See you in the game, and may the LOLs be ever in your favor!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2669 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most exotic animals you’ll ever find in the game. Want a pet unicorn? We’ve got it. How about a dragon to guard your castle? No problem. Our server is like a virtual zoo on steroids.
And if you’re feeling competitive, we have epic PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat. Fight against other players in epic arenas while riding on the back of a virtual T-Rex. It’s like Jurassic Park meets Gladiator, but in Minecraft form.
So what are you waiting for? Join us at >BMW>Benz and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Luxury cars, exotic animals, and epic battles await you. See you in the game!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon and porkchops. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his throne?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring plenty of snacks, because you never know when you might get hungry for some creeper sushi.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Forget about linear power ups and upgrades, on our server, you can level up your character by doing the most outrageous and hilarious tasks like riding a pig off a cliff or building a house out of diamonds.
And don’t even get me started on the minigames! We have the craziest and most absurd minigames you’ve ever seen, from chicken jousting to lava parkour.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, it’s way better than boring old farming and energy management. 10/10 would recommend!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Llama Mafia, a gang of ruthless llamas who control the black market for enchanted golden carrots. If you can prove your worth to them, you’ll gain access to their secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your virtual life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and exploding sheep – they’re a real hoot! Kek!!!!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
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| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2301 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 51 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
