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Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

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Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1374	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	93	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

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Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	148	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Farms Harvested:	884
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Animals Bred:	61	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Gym Rat’s Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can DESTROY the ego of that gym bro who thinks he’s all that! Join us and show off your gaming skills to put him in his place. Our server is filled with challenges and quests that will make him question his entire existence. Plus, you can build a virtual gym where he can struggle to lift pixelated weights with even worse form. It’s time to teach this gym bro a lesson he’ll never forget!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	New Chunks Explored:	962422
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Zombie Dances:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

YeehawCraft – Saddle up with Southern charm & friends

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Welcome to our Young Thugs edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

Join us if you want to ride cows into battle, build castles made entirely of diamonds, and engage in epic water balloon fights with other players.

Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who ride into battle on rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireworks from their fingertips.

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party cave, where the music never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Mahjong Vtuber Server – Play with ‘/jong/’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where /jong/ died early again Edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures!

Idols like Chinchilla and Nina will serenade you with their beautiful voices as you mine and build your way to victory!

Our bros like Tileman will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, making sure you never get lost or stuck in a cave!

Don’t forget to check out our Jong chuubas for some epic entertainment! From EN streams to JP streams, we’ve got it all!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a chance on Kaavi’s fortune! Just don’t eat the tiles or bad luck will come your way!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even run into Tileman himself, even though he’s supposedly dead. Long live the Tileman!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	114	Meteorites Collected:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Secret Passages Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13