Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

amusement, anticipation, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, humor, Humorist, Humorous, LAUGH, Minecraft, series, Show, Sitcom, smp, television, Television Show, TV, Waiting, WIT

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	5096	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	4226	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.

U-Craft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376
Dragons Tamed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2

This is U-Craft, a server community founded, made and owned by John_0714. We would like to give everyone a unique minecraft experience to enjoy together with your friends. In this community we try to achieve a goal of friendship between people of various trends and personalities to help build a stronger and better community.

198.27.111.165

HyperTek

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Hello This Is A Mini-Game Server. We Have Survival Games And KitPvP And QuickSand (Just Like TnTRun) And More Mini-Games Will Be On There Way! We Hope You Enjoy Your Stay And Come Vote So We Can Be Known To More People!

hypertek.mcph.eu

The Marquiland

Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3446	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Hello! Are you tired of getting griefed all the time, or having to walk far away from spawn to build somewhere? Are you sick of servers in which you are forced to fight another player if they attack you and can’t log out? are you sick about worrying about all of this? Then, come to The Marquiland! We’re a server with regular Survival, anti-grief, and no need to worry about forced PvP!

We’re also open 24/7! Even if the spawn is going under minor changes, you can still join! We want all our players to be able to have their experience in our server to be as good as possible, so we made a server with no worries! ~–Rules–~ 1. Don’t grief unclaimed player builds 2. Don’t hack or cheat. That ruins the fun 🙁 3. Be nice to staff and players. They’re also people. 4. Do not grief the wilderness. 5. Don’t swear. Swearing means a kick. 6. Don’t ask for OP. You’re not from Planet Minecraft. 7. Don’t advertise other servers. Join Now!

192.99.19.187:25624

ElectroCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6843	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

A Minecraft 1.7.10 server with OP factions, minigames (such as paintball, hunger games, one in the chamber, sky wars, pvp, 1v1 dueling, and more!) staff applications are helpful to our server, donations are appriciated, and players are welcomed! We hire only the most qualified of staff to enhance your gaming experience! We hope you have a great time playing on ElectroCraft! Cheers!

electro.mcph.co

McAnvil Network

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

LegendPvP Factions/PvP

LegendPvP is a fun factions/PvP server! We have both plugins and great players to make your time on the server exciting and unique!

Our plugins include:

McMMO: McMMO is a simple plugin with a large impact; it allows players to “rank up” their skills, such as swords for greater damage or mining for, possibly. double drops. The skill progresses as you do certain actions or use certain tools.

Factions: Factions, our main game mode and plugin, allows players to team up with each other, build and grow, and raid other factions. It is a very social game mode and also largely based on PvP.

Auctions: Auctions give the players the opportunity to spend (or earn back) the money they earn from killing mobs or selling items in the /shop by auctioning items they may have (ex. an enchanted sword) where others can bid on it and raise the price to what they want.

And much, much more ingame!

play.mcanvil.net

SurvivalCraftHD

PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Hello welcome We are a nice freebuild server with nice moderators and a nice owner. Our concept is actually quite simple. We offer you a self-written shop plugin, which means in this shop you can buy rare items, for example a beacon or even vines Water lily leaves and much more, in order to get our currency, the Minecoins, you have to sell special items in the shop downstairs, for example a diamond ore, for this you get more minecoins than for a raw diamond, and before we get to the screenshots you should have one more thing We know we have no mercy towards griefers, we have the Logblock plugin so we can easily find the griefer and then he will be permanently banned (IP)!

SCraftHD.de

N&H Survival

brand, Bukkit, Bukkitserver, Chilled, new, Newserver, Semivanilla, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

We are a brand new bukkit survival server, we are mostly vanilla but we do have essential plugins and more to enhance the gameplay. The gameplay feels vanilla but we have many commands to add convenience. Join today and check us out!

209.222.97.202:27091

Demise MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Emeralds Found:	9281	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Demise MC or DMC for short is a factions, Mcmmo, PVP, events server. We have factions, so you can create your own group and invite your friends to get revenge on that annoying player you’ve wanted to raid. With all the chaos going on you can always just sit out in the wild to just survive, but still watch your step because PvP is allowed everywhere on the server(except spawn)! The spawn has everything you need to begin your journey on GriefLand: Rule room (alternatively, you can use /rules for a updated version) We’re currently running on the economy system using essentials, use /help for a list of commands that are available to you. Check your balance with bal, and check out the richest players in the server with /baltop. Work hard to gain ranks and status with McMMO. Partake in friendly events!

23.95.30.185

NovaCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5110	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

We have: -Economy System -User Market -PvE world -PvP World -Factions -VIP’S packages with different exclusives each one -Different Warps for the enjoyment and needs of users -Good collective atmosphere between staff and users

192.95.46.27

MineMoney

Factions, Mini Games

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

SERVER IP: minemoney.omgcraft.fr:12605 ————————————– A survival server where it is possible to level up for free thanks to a shop and money. Pvp area and mini games: Tnt-run, Spleef, Paintball and much more!

A server that will progress little by little thanks to you!

play.epicube.fr

MythicalRealms | KitPVP |

KitPvP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Meteorites Collected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	246
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

MythicalRealms is a KitPVP server. The server is not fully done as it wont be for a while but for the moment we have our custom made map ready to use. We are looking for dedicated players to come on and have some fun pvping others

167.114.48.193

KitMC | Balkan

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	4016	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	152067
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to KitMC!

KitMC is a network with many games such as: – Survival – KitPvP – Creative – Factions and similar!

Join us and maybe you too will become part of the team!

play.kitmc.net

Brutal Network

Creative, Factions, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	778
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Brutal Network The place where the fun begins One of the best Balkan server Come and have fun 😉

mc.brutalnetwork.org

Stormed Isle

Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	203
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Falling into the Void:	0

JUST CREATED AND READY TO PLAY **THIS WEEK**Join us on the new up and coming Stormed Isle!We offer PVP and PVE events such as dungeons or raids, but kept in the same Vanilla feel! (I will be building them myself!)We also offer little commands such as – TPA– /homes– basic QoL tweaks.This server is run by a close quarters staff and a tight knit group of MC players. We are looking for a new wave of players to join the server! Join the discord server here -> discord.gg/7G5ZUabd9mIP : stormedisle.apexmc.co

!!THIS SERVER IS 1.20.2!!

stormedisle.apexmc.co

GSG-MC

Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ores Mined:	6408
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

GSG-MC is a mature minecraft server network operated by GoatSmashGames Studios; With plenty of plugins, both well known and custom…. Custom Drugs plugin, dynamic lights, kindgoms, lobby casino and amusement park, economy, towny, and much much more! Come check us out!~

147.185.221.18:26577