so, like, imagine you’re in Israel’s shoes, right? and you gotta make a big decision about striking Iranian oil. but then Biden comes in and he’s all like, “wait, hold up, let’s think about this for a sec.” and you’re like, “whaaat? Biden, you crazy man!” but then he’s got all these wild alternatives up his sleeve, like sending in a team of ninja turtles to negotiate or dropping a giant pizza on Tehran.

that’s kinda what it’s like on our Minecraft server. we’re all about the unexpected, the outrageous, the downright wacky. join us if you wanna experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and meet the weirdest players around. who needs normal when you can have nuts? come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

New Minecraft Servers

  • DemonsLand Season 3

    DemonsLand Season 3

    Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCSugars

    MCSugars

    MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MitoloskaSLO

    MitoloskaSLO

    Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • NiftySMP

    NiftySMP

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MythriaNET

    MythriaNET

    Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

     __________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • AxolotlSMP

    AxolotlSMP

    Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1226
    Magic Items Found: 1520 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ShatteredVanilla

    ShatteredVanilla

    ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Runes Activated: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyMynes

    CraftyMynes

    Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CrafterLife

    CrafterLife

    You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • World of Eldin

    World of Eldin

    Founded December 10th, 2010 We do not Tolerate CheatersHackers. Flight, speed, or x-ray will get you banned. We do allow Mini-map. The World of Eldin is not a very easy place to excel. You have the choice to just live off the land out in the wilderness, try and amass enough money to have your land protected, or go the cheaper route and buy land in a city. Our money is iConomy based, and our virtual currency is called Trade-Bars, with Bits used as coins or change. These Trade-Bars are used to buy a multitude of items from player shops and server shops or to buy a variety of land choices for you to build on. After purchasing a plot of land, you will earn yourself a title. Your first title will most likely be Gentry 100 wild tiles or Villager 100 city tiles. Titles are how you get yourself known around the World of Eldin, and they each come with some server responsibilities of their own.Griefing in Eldin is frowned upon, but if you live in the unprotected wilderness expect it City life is so much easier. You can make money by selling certain items to shops, or to other players. Maybe even get hired to perform a job for someone Living in a city or on any protected land will protect you and your precious items from those nasty griefers. With time invested in our server you will soon see your small plot begin to grow into a town, flourish into a hamlet, and evolve into a great thriving empire. Ruled by YOU Declare war, control trade, fight monsters, or spend some time with friends. If you’re tired of visiting servers that disappear over night, give us a try. We have been around for over 8 years and will hopefully be around for a long time to come. Hope to see you there

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Buildings Constructed: 35
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • FTB Revelation by CraftersLand

    FTB Revelation  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rev.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Revelation 1.12.2 Modpack

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Creepers Lab

    Creepers Lab

    You like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Get involved in building contests? All this while surviving nights and discovering new worlds? Then join us today, you won’t regret it!We’re a Minecraft network and community that has been around since 2011, with no main world reset: we’re in this for the long term! We’re always looking for friendly new faces to join us. Our active staff is here to help newcomers get started and to fix issues. Griefing is not tolerated and quickly reverted. Our primary gameplay mode and focus is near-vanilla survival, but we also offer alternatives described below. Several community builds have been created over time, like an extensive rail network, for the benefit of all. View our Seven Wonders for a showcase of what our players have done in the past!We support both Java and Bedrock editions, the players from both platforms being able to play with each other! We welcome Minecraft newcomers and veteran builders alike, and we want you to feel right at home. Our network is run on a fast, dedicated hardware server to keep lag to a minimum.Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: – More than a hundred achievements, ranging from building targets to exploration… and explosions; – Challenges, with a new map every month; – Adventure areas with custom loot; – Minigames, like parkour and PvP; – And more!Registration is required to access most survival worlds, but we also have a starter world where you can start to play right now. There are multiple benefits to registration, including achievements tracking, a custom web profile, and the ability to earn Merit Points through various events! The process is automatic, so you can play within minutes. We also have a Discord server, linked with the in-game chat, so people can stay in touch with other builders even outside the game itself! Visit our website, maybe look at the forums, then point your Minecraft client to play.creeperslab.net today for some fun!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2078 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Super Fun Time

    Super Fun Time

    Super Fun Time is a community of players that enjoy to build, have fun, and occasionally fall in some lava by accident. Our servers (Survival, Creative, SFTModded and others) are a great place to come around, build and grow with a community of dedicated players!Some highlights of our servers are: – Active staff team which helps players by protecting their builds and by guiding them – mcMMO with custom rates – An active Economy with a staff ran shop and player shops – Custom items/blocks/machines, added with the help of the Slimefun plugin – An active EventHost team which is constantly hosting events (board game, spleef, parkour, wipeout, grassluck and many others) – Fun gadgets and toys (Custom weapons, A proprietary Crate system, minigames, vehicles) – A Discord server linked to our servers so you can stay in touch even from your phone when you can’t play MinecraftWe strive to provide an inclusive experience for all of our players, regardless of race, gender, religion or sexual orientation.Our servers: http://tinyurl.com/sftservers

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 New Chunks Explored: 891796

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ChaosCraftMC

    ChaosCraftMC

    A leading Community-based casual Minecraft network. Skyblock now open.Join us: mbs.chaoscraft.org Get updates: https://twitter.com/PlayChaosCraft Discord: http://chaoscraft.org/discordThe home of Youtubers

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Farms Harvested: 689 Potions Brewed: 151
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Zondayland

    Zondayland

    Hello, we want to offer our community pure modded gameplay with create, dungeons, dimensions, nether and end custom etc. The game works on application and respect for other players. Survival No reset! join us here: https://discord.gg/6gMWTjzab6

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 665810 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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