so, like, imagine you’re in Israel’s shoes, right? and you gotta make a big decision about striking Iranian oil. but then Biden comes in and he’s all like, “wait, hold up, let’s think about this for a sec.” and you’re like, “whaaat? Biden, you crazy man!” but then he’s got all these wild alternatives up his sleeve, like sending in a team of ninja turtles to negotiate or dropping a giant pizza on Tehran.

that’s kinda what it’s like on our Minecraft server. we’re all about the unexpected, the outrageous, the downright wacky. join us if you wanna experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and meet the weirdest players around. who needs normal when you can have nuts? come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Servers

  • SkallCraft Network

    SkallCraft Network

    New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

    Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

    Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

    – CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

    – Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

    – FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

    – BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

    SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Zombie Dances: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • L2X9

    L2X9

    L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Falling into the Void: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Serenity Realms

    Serenity Realms

    Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 99 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeWild

    PokeWild

    PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CladeCraft

    CladeCraft

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ellenor

    Ellenor

    Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 142 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Camp Half-Blood

    Camp Half-Blood

    Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 55 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Herobrine.org

    Herobrine.org

    Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

    Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Farms Harvested: 534 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 287
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkNetwork

    SkNetwork

    SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Ores Mined: 1816
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Emeralds Found: 3228

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Red&Co

    Red&Co

    A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Runes Activated: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Emeralds Found: 4134
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Animals Bred: 197
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lost Lands Redux

    Lost Lands Redux

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7724
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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