so, like, imagine you’re in Israel’s shoes, right? and you gotta make a big decision about striking Iranian oil. but then Biden comes in and he’s all like, “wait, hold up, let’s think about this for a sec.” and you’re like, “whaaat? Biden, you crazy man!” but then he’s got all these wild alternatives up his sleeve, like sending in a team of ninja turtles to negotiate or dropping a giant pizza on Tehran.

that’s kinda what it’s like on our Minecraft server. we’re all about the unexpected, the outrageous, the downright wacky. join us if you wanna experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and meet the weirdest players around. who needs normal when you can have nuts? come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Gods Slained: 2
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • BoppleMC

    BoppleMC

    A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ThunderTown

    ThunderTown

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 714747 Enchantments Applied: 245
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Crops Grown: 6450

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MineVillage

    MineVillage

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 6918
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Quantum Realm

    Quantum Realm

    Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • UnrealCraft Network

    UnrealCraft Network

    Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Crops Grown: 1060 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Animals Bred: 171 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Vexius Network

    Vexius Network

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PetalCraft

    PetalCraft

    A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crescenta

    Crescenta

    Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • HyCraft Network

    HyCraft Network

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 24 Potions Brewed: 129
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

    A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

    Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • HelloMiners

    HelloMiners

    HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1656 Animals Bred: 91
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PokeSplash

    PokeSplash

    PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • FamilyMC Survival

    FamilyMC Survival

    Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CrateSMP

    CrateSMP

    CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Astrakane Legends

    Astrakane Legends

    Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Farms Harvested: 649
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Runes Activated: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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