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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 4122 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs. And every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and sing Kumbaya while wearing diamond armor. It’s like a magical experience, man.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha. It’s wild, I tell ya.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of derpiness. Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤪🎉🐷🕺 #MinecraftMadness