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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 8325 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5584 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Our server is so wild that even the mobs are scared to spawn near us. We once had a creeper try to join our faction, but he couldn’t handle our level of insanity and blew himself up instead.
We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, but good luck finding them because we keep moving them around just for fun.
And don’t even get me started on our PvP tournaments. We once had a player try to challenge us to a duel, but we showed up with enchanted diamond armor and a pet dragon. Needless to say, he never stood a chance.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us now! Just be prepared for anything because on this server, nothing is ever as it seems.