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MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Buildings Constructed:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Animals Bred:	93
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Emeralds Found:	6604
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Star Shards Collected:	76
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Animals Bred:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Void Gems Collected:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

play.gemstone.gg

Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	51	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

ah, anger, Bible thumping, college, college fund, denmark, eye surgery, Hell, incoherency, middle class, Minecraft, money lending, NoCashNoParents, parents, Recovery, red state, sensible, Server, Stingy, top 4 car companies, white people, work

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.

Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

CraftyFashionistaLOL

Chanel lipstick, clothing, Communication, Conversation, CraftyFashionistaLOL, DAUGHTER, dining out, Expenses, expenses split, expensive, family, freelance, Gifts, husband, income, MAKE UP, Priorities, SAVING, special occasions, Wife, Wishlist

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a peasant in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where $50 lipsticks are the norm and Chanel bags grow on trees!

Our server is perfect for those who want to live the high life without breaking the bank. Just like in real life, you’ll have to work hard to keep up with the extravagant spending habits of our players. But hey, at least you can do it all from the comfort of your own virtual mansion!

So come join us and experience the thrill of buying expensive fruit, dining out every night, and splurging on top-of-the-line rice cookers. Who needs to save for the future when you can live in the lap of luxury today?

Don’t be the only one left behind in the race to spend the most money. Join our server now and show off your wealth in style!

SelfLoveSMP – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, personal growth, self acceptance journey, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveSMP, smp

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Like, one time, we all built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just for funsies. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake.

But the best part is, this server is where I learned to love myself. Like, I was feeling down one day because I kept dying in lava and losing all my diamonds, but then my homies on the server were like, “Bro, you’re amazing just the way you are. Don’t let those creepers bring you down.” And I was like, “Wow, you guys are right. I am amazing.” And from that day on, I’ve been strutting around the server like I own the place, because I do, ya know?

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and learn to love yourself too, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about your feelings.

MineMotivation

achievement, determination, finding inspiration, goal-setting, long tail: how to motivate yourself when uninterested, mindset, MineMotivation, motivation, motivation tips, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, self help, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, staying focused, success, task management, Time management, ways to boost motivation for uninteresting tasks

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Towns Built:	4
Enchantments Applied:	84	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak

#announcement, Agreement, Canada, CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak, decision, DELAY, Economic, extension, International, negotiations, North America, pause, Politics, relations, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, trade deal, trudeau, trump

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Votes:	8832
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	106

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just paused tariffs on canada for at least 30 days! trudeau is like “woah dude thanks bro” and everyone is partying in the streets with maple syrup and poutine. if you join our server, you can build a giant igloo and ride polar bears to battle against evil moose overlords. plus, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with bacon-wrapped beavers and hockey-playing unicorns. so come on over and join the fun, eh? it’s gonna be a hoser of a good time!

Moisturizer Eats Skin Cells

Beauty Products, beauty regimen, beauty routine, cells, Eats, hydration, Moisturizer, moisturizing benefits, moisturizing properties, skin, skin care, skin care essentials, skin cells, skin health, skin hydration, skin maintenance, skin moisturizer, skin nourishment, skincare products, skincare regimen, Skincare Routine, skincare tips

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Votes:	1520	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	176

Yo, you ever wondered if moisturizer is like, feeding your skin cells? Well, on this server, we take that concept to a whole new level! Our Minecraft world is like a giant buffet for your skin cells, with moisturizer everywhere you turn. Join us and watch as your skin cells grow big and strong, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Moisturizer Mountain, where the rarest and most potent moisturizer in all the land can be found. Legend has it that those who reach the summit will have skin so smooth and hydrated, they’ll be practically invincible in battle.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate skin care adventure. Who needs diamonds when you have moisturizer, right? Join us now and let the hydration begin!

ClassyCraft: Lower vs Higher

American society, class context, class differences, ClassyCraft, contributions to society, higher, INEQUALITY, Perception, research findings, Significance, social class, social hierarchy, social inequality, social perspective, social status, societal contributions, societal impact, societal perceptions, societal roles, societal significance, societal value, socioeconomic status

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2291	Animals Bred:	43
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

so like, u kno how some peeps think they not doin much for society? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, EVERYONE is a freakin hero! like, even if u just build a lil house or plant a tree, u saving the world, bro! join us and feel like a superstar every time u log on! plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be here, amirite? come on, join the fun and show the world how awesome u really are, even if u just dig a hole or somethin!

Players:	95/700	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchantments Applied:	195	Ores Mined:	2763
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3