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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5466	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchantments Applied:	73
Star Shards Collected:	231	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	37
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Star Shards Collected:	92
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7819
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8784	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Animals Bred:	138	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5142	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.