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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magic Items Found:	2456	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Emeralds Found:	2510	Buildings Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1877	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ores Mined:	1682	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2056	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6675
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Dragon Eggs Found:	7761
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Potions Brewed:	150	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!