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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5343	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Falling into the Void:	3	Farms Harvested:	154

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	973	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Animals Bred:	57
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	487

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!