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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1834	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Emeralds Found:	3921

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Animals Bred:	134
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1613	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Animals Bred:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	241
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Void Gems Collected:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	3478	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Towns Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	199

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.