Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Towns Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3929	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Animals Bred:	198	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
New Chunks Explored:	175325	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Animals Bred:	42
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”