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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Villages Defended:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Potions Brewed:	52
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	709	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Animals Bred:	114	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Runes Activated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8626

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Void Gems Collected:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Star Shards Collected:	50
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6486	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.