Oh No No No Hahahah Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? We support that kind of behavior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Star Shards Collected:	82	Enchantments Applied:	59
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Switch Kids Craft Land

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Villages Defended:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Animals Bred:	80
Zombie Dances:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyTruths

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What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	305
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BankruptCraft

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Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6375	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Towns Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Farms Harvested:	217
Villages Defended:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Soul Soicety

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Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Enchantments Applied:	209
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	55	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Mines Excavated:	1087
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	129
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.